If I Were A Liberal

If I were a liberal, I must toss aside

Common sense, and morality for all humankind

Everyone could do, as they damn well please

I would have no regrets, for any action I take

No apologies for a false statement I make

I wouldn’t have to rely on facts

Nor the blood shed from our forefathers’ back's

NOOOO

What is important to me, is that everyone

Is equal and free

To rely on my government, to take care of me

If I were a liberal, here’s what I’d think

Not much of that going on now

Of that there’s no need

Murder the babies, save the cons

Curse your flag, from dusk till dawn

Damn... heterosexual marriage

And Christians too

What are they thinking

Are they better than you

Support United Nations

They’re our salvation

Soldiers are obsolete

Pathetic and crude, so what if they bled

Who asked them too

If I were a liberal, I wouldn’t care

What happened to my America

Or anyone there

But I’m not a liberal

I still believe, in the home of the brave

The land of the free

I still love God, country, and my family

So call me a racist or a bigot

Or whatever you will

You’ll never change the

Way that I think, or the way that I feel

Patriotic to the core

Through and through

Forever I’ll bleed, red white and blue

(C) Leatherman 2012