Bump in the Road

They were “Bumps in the road”

Our American President said,

Referring to four Americans

Whose duty led

To their tragic death’s...

Four souls sacrificed for what?

Democracy, vengeance or a

Movie plot?

Leaving their grieving families behind,

Shattered lives questioning why,

While our government scrambles

To create ambiguous alibis!

It was a spoof of Mohammad the prophet

Which FORCED peaceful men to kill...

Please accept our humble U.S. apology

If you will!

America’s at fault of course,

Islam loves us and holds no remorse...

That’s what our government wants you to believe,

Lead your lives in a lackadaisical dream,

Until you succumb to World dominance

By default... not by intentional connivance...

When in reality it was to even a score

For the death of AbuYahra al Libi

By U.S, drone attack in their holy war...

Al Qaeda’s second in command,

A Libyan national, Islamic revered man,

Cheif Ayman a Zawahiri confirmed,

It was a planned attack to

Watch our embassy burn...

Very well designed and set in two waves,

Meant to exact death to America....

Show despise of our western ways...

In his words once again,

Mr. Obama gives subtle hints...

“The one organizing principle is Islam”, says he...

If this continues we’ll lose the land of the free!

Ask yourself this, my American friend...

Is this how you want to see our great country end?

Must we comply to government lies?

I fear if we remain silent and comatose...

We'll all become just another

"Bump in the road"

(c) Leatherman 2012

 http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/middle-east-live/2012/sep/12/libya-egypt-attacks-muhammad-film-live

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Dear Muslim Brotherhood (A satirical letter)

Muslim Brotherhood

Middle Eastern Countries

Dear Muslim Brotherhood,

I understand that you hate Americans and want to kill each one of us 1000 times, which is impossible in the first place, so I want to give you a few pointers on how to make us mad and possibly entice some of us to come after you and you’ll get your chance to kill us, but only one chance!

First of all, while you’re gathered in your caves sitting around your rock tables, sipping a nice hot cup of camel dung and date tea, plotting your next Anti American insult or attack, (mostly insults) because you have no transportation to travel to attack us!

Not for lack of desire, but because camels can’t swim that far and I’m not aware of an air force that you may have, or a fleet of ships that you’ve cleverly concealed from us!

Your decision to remain archaic has hindered your chances to any understanding of modern warfare, so sadly your choice of rock throwing or little RPG’s and AK-47’s haven’t a chance over our drones or our heat-seeking armor piercing weapons.

I have compiled several offensive and rather overused Middle Eastern tactics, which could use refreshing to perhaps become more effective in your future ranting!

Name Calling-

1-“Infidel” has been so overused that it’s lost it’s meaning and is mockingly worn on American tee shirts as a joke on you! Sort of an “In your face, you insane Jihad monkey”!

May I suggest switching back to “Capitalist Pigs”? This might tweak some American interest in your ranting!

2- “Death to America”: Again, this is getting rather lackluster, don’t you agree? It’s akin to scratching fingernails across a chalkboard at this point! You really need a new line, say for instance, “American’s eat pigs and we don’t like them because we don’t eat pigs, although we hear they are very tasty”!

Do you see how that gives you a reason to hate us? Because we can eat pigs and you can't!

The old green eyed monster has been the cause of many wars and cat fights!

3- “Mohammad is the Prophet and the Americans don’t believe us”! Well my dear terrorist, it saddens me to inform you that Mohammad was a descendant of Ismael, the bastard son of Abraham. He was also a murdering shameless pedophile. Read a history book, it’s as simple as that to clear this whole thing up! Then we can be friends!

4- Let’s talk about American Flag Burning: First of all, the American Flags that you’re burning are made in China, so maybe you’re offending the Chinese by destroying their fine products, but you certainly aren’t offending us, sorry, you’re just not!

However, I have a remedy to that problem that will help all parties involved!

Buy your American flags from an American Flag making company, that way, you will be the proud Jihaddi on your block who can say, “Look at me, I’m burning an authentic American flag, while shouting, “American’s eat pigs and we don’t like them because we don’t eat pigs, although we hear they’re very tasty”!

Plus, by buying American flags to burn, you’re generously supporting our capitalist economy, which we greatly appreciate! Your business is welcome!

Thanks and have a super day!

Signed,

An average pig eating American

Oh Say Can't You See

Note: "Sing the lyrics below to the tune of "The Star Spangled Banner". It is not my intention to disrespect our national anthem, but to express the urgency to make President Obama a one term president. BLP"

Oh say can’t you see by Obama’s bold lies

That so badly he failed under his Marxist dreaming

Whose awed style and bright charm what a clever disguise

O'er his socialist cause, leaves true patriots screaming

And our pockets are bare, from the bums on welfare

Gives proof of our plight that our flag’s in despair

Oh let’s send that czar angled traitor on his way

Before the land of the free is government enslaved

(C) Leatherman 2012

If Only

If only we had no eyes to see

We would be blind to inhumanity

If only we had no ears to listen

We would never hear cries of suffering

If only we had no language to speak

Against one another, we’d simply, just be

If only we had no sense of touch

Pain wouldn’t hurt us so very much

If only our skin were one color

You’d believe me when I call you my brother

If only there were no religious frauds

We would live in peace, under the one true God!

If only!

(C) Leatherman 2012

"It's ONLY a Flag"

You don’t want to be perceived as “taking sides”?...

Mr. President, do you realize how many brave Americans have died, protecting our citizen’s Inalienable rights?

Fighting and falling side by side, under their
Glorious stars and stripes!

Through bloody battles for America’s sovereignty,

Our flag continues to represent the
United States steadfast ideology...

You see our flag as a
“Symbol of oppression to the World",

While genuine patriots get choked up
When it’s beauty is unfurled...

“To offer our enemies hope and love”,
You want to change the design!

Pardon me Mr. Obama, but are you
Out of your Mind?

The American flag has earned more respect
Sir, than you, not because of it’s colors,
Red white and blue!

Because it’s a reminder every single day
Of the sacrifice Patriots have made,
It’s a comfort in the arms of the grieving, Consolation to families, when they lay their Beloved heroes in their grave...

It’s the symbol of right, home, family and honor,

The beacon of strength for America’s
Sons and daughters, as they perform duties in distant Hostile foreign lands, it’s reassurance in their hearts, It's valor at their hands.

A president briefly occupies the highest governing Office on American soil,

Where hard working people live and diligently Perform daily toil...

A position of one commanding paramount respect...

The elected voice of our nation is expected to reverently reflect

Core values of  “We the people” and our hallowed republic...

To hold in high esteem American emblems and History of victorious pride!
Not to bow down to enemies and meekly appoligize!

With arrogance you attend protests and boldly Confirm, you have no remorse watching our flag Engulfed in flames of hate and just let it burn...

Egotistically you boast of disrespect for our flag by Your spouse...

Yet you both enjoy the perks of power in the Peoples’ White House!

Constitutionalists and patriots observe you in Disbelief and  gut wrenching shame,

As you and your administration appease the insane,

Frantically demeaning America’s majestic name!

Your days in charge shall soon come to a close...

We shall rejoice upon your departure,
We won’t be morose!

You see, Mr. President, to you “It’s ONLY a flag”...

But to US it’s a sign of pride, nobility and freedom,

And you sir,
Are ONLY a man!

Mr. President; soberly I speak for my fellow American flag wavers,

We refuse to accept your example of  political Correctness and your disgraceful behavior!

We shall continue to recite OUR pledge, as WE Respectfully stand...

Placing our AMERICAN hands over our AMERICAN hearts...

Not even a president, or the world’s unsolicited Opinion can tear US apart!

You sir, convey a desire to change America’s national anthem as well!
Mr. President, by the authority of The 1^st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution,

Barack Hussein Obama, you and your anti American Sentiment

Can go straight to Hell!

(C) Leatherman 2012

One Voice One Choice

One voice

In the midst of madness

Speaks aloud!

One voice

In times of trouble

Shouts “There is but one choice”

Not the choice of parties

Not the choice of money

Not the choice of fraud

There is but one choice....

The choice of our Almighty

God

So believe what you will

Don’t worry yourself,

In time... truth shall reveal,

You cannot hide,

Your deeds shall not be

Rectified

He gave you free will

To make your ultimate choice

The decision between

Eternal life

Or Eternal Hell

(C) Leatherman 2012